I'm 50% bogger - how about you?

Image by Jason Tammemägi

The email I got today very much amused me. A spreadsheet seeing how much of a bogger you are. I'm not at all ashamed of my rural background, but the questions really hit home:

• Have you seen "Ear to the Ground" more than 3 times?
  
  
• Have you ever heard the death notices on radio?
  
  
• Have you ever used the phrases "Jaysus" "By god" or "Oh Lord"?
  
  
• Should Blackie Connors have got an Oscar?
  
  
• At any stage during the summer can you step out your door and get the smell of freshly spread slurry?
  
  
• Have you ever taken fresh eggs from under a hen?
  
  
• Do you only have RTE1, NET2, TV3 & TG4 or less on your television?
  

and then my favourites - the real telling ones:

• If by choice you could marry a local would you do so?
  
  
• Would it be desirable that he/she was an only child to a wealthy farmer?
  
  
• Do you know who Miley is?

and the real real test:

• Do you ever look up in the sky when you hear a helicopter?

Brilliant! You can download it here (Excel File, 26k) - let me know how you get on. :)