But about 20 minutes ago...
I've been suspended from Twitter. Yep, my crimes of bad jokes, being anti-spam, anti BS and general mischivousness has finally caught up with me.
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I swear, I haven't laughed so hard for ages, simply because I had been marking spammers as spam, ranting about retweeting and telling the usual very bad jokes.
How do all my followers react? Same way I did. Laughing hard!
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So it's over to the Contesting account suspension page on twitter.com with me to fill in the details.
From the email I received:
If you are suspended, it's most likely for one or more of these reasons::When this happens, we suspend the account for investigation and hide the contents from the public view in order to remove the cause of complaint.
- User Abuse
- a large number of people block the profile or write in with spam complaints
- aggressive following
- imbalanced ratio: the number of followers is small compared to number of people following
- misuse of the reply feature
- updates consist of duplicate links and/or text
- updates consist mainly of links and not personal updates
- updates consist of updates poached from others' timelines, passed off as one's own
- Technical Abuse
- updates consist of links pointing to phishing sites, malware, or other harmful material
- a large number of accounts is created in a short amount of time
- an account is identified as belonging to a spam cluster
Anyways, I *will* be back to blogging here soon. Promise. Got some stories for you. Stuff that's in my head, my notebooks and my soul.
EDIT: I'm back... http://www.twitter.com/darraghdoyle - that was quick!