Speculation was rife but Alan remained steadfast not releasing the new hairstyle to his adoring fans until today.
Alan's hair before:

Photo by John Williams, taken from Pix.ie
And Alan's hair as featured exclusively by meself:


Reaction on Twitter has been quick - from the complimentary:

to the surprised

to the speechless

to the questioning:

and, before you all chastise the poor guy even further, thanks to the lovely ladies in RTÉ make-up... during:
He's a legend. And his new hair is grand. Honestly.
Nicely done :)
ReplyDeleteI like the new hair!!
ReplyDelete(the real new hair :P)
Gah…EVIL!
ReplyDeleteMwahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteOh, this is what I miss by not being on Twitter? Right.
ReplyDeleteWhat was Alan doing in the RTE studions? OMG, are the vetting him for Pat's job?
ReplyDeleteYes Lottie, they needed to wig-fit me for the show, it's a little hush-hush right now…
ReplyDeleteAnd Andrew, it's something funny, hardly the dominant feature of Twitter, there are plenty of blogs that aren't worthwhile, if I took them to be the sum of the blogging world I wouldn't be doing it justice, so don't judge an amazing service on one joke.
So why were paying licence fees for make up girls to play with his hair?
ReplyDeleteYou know I think they make those wigs from Gerry Ryans body hair - that they pull out of the sink.
ReplyDeletexx